Sunday, 18 November 2018

Toilet Paper Wedding Dresses Are A Thing | TMZ TV

Toilet Paper Wedding Dresses Are A Thing | TMZ TV
18 Aug
11:20

THAT'S SO COOL WE GOT THIS GIRL OUT IN NEW YORK CITY AND SHE'S WEARING THIS BEAUTIFUL WHITE LIKE HALTER TOP AND THIS WHITE LACE IN HER HAIR AND IT LOOKS LIKE HALF OF LIKE A WEDDING DRESS

SO WE TALK TO HER AND WE FIGURE OUT WHAT SHE'S WEARING IS ACTUALLY MADE OF TOILET PAPER IT'S QUILTED NORTHERN THE REST OF HER GOWN IS WITH HER HANDLERS SO THIS IS THE MODEL FOR RONALDO CRUZ, THE MAN WHO JUST WON $10,000 IN A TOILET PAPER WEDDING DRESS COMPETITION HARVEY: WHAT? THAT'S TOILET PAPER? IT'S MADE WITH TOILET PAPER, OVER 28 ROLLS OF QUILTED NORTHERN TOILET PAPER HARVEY: HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WEAR THE DRESS? ONCE

HARVEY: SO WHAT YOU DO IS YOU WEAR THE DRESS AND YOU PUT IT IN THE BATHROOM AND HANG IT AND EACH TIME YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM, YOU TAKE A PIECE OF THE WEDDING DRESS OFF WHAT A BEAUTIFUL METAPHOR FOR YOUR UNION [LAUGHTER] HARVEY: THIS IS SOMETHING THAT CAN LIVE WITH YOU FOR A YEAR ONE TIME YOU WALK INTO THE BATHROOM AND HALF THE DRESS IS GONE YOU'RE LIKE, SOMEONE'S HAD DIARRHEA!

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