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Tiffany Haddish wore Duchess Meghan’s wedding dress at the MTV Movie and TV Awards

Tiffany Haddish wore Duchess Meghan’s wedding dress at the MTV Movie and TV Awards
15 Aug
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Tiffany Haddish wore Duchess Meghan's wedding dress at the MTV Movie and TV Awards Tiffany Haddish wore Duchess Meghans wedding dress at the MTV Movie and TV AwardsTiffany Haddish embodied her catchphrase She ready at the MTV Movie and TV Awards, where she livened up the show with a series of characteristically hilarious appearances Haddish even got her hands on a replica of Duchess Meghans wedding gown, debuting the regal look — veil and all — onstage at the awards

Shes from my hood, the comedian joked about the former Meghan Markle I had to represent After a pre-taped skit that transported Haddish to Wakanda to flirt-battle with Black Pantherhero Chadwick Boseman, the Girls Trip actress opened the show by performing her version of Cardi Bs Bodak Yellow MTV Movie and TV Awards: The 5 best moments you missed

The routine came complete with an inflatable dress that got pregnant at the sight of Michael B Jordan in the audience Later, the normally raucous show featured multiple Mystery Science Theater-style sketches in which Haddish provided her own raunchy commentary on the years biggest movies, from yelling at the screen during The Quiet Place to aattempting to Jedi mind-trick Kylo Ren into her pants during Star Wars: The Last Jedi But the highlights of Haddishs hosting duties came during her opening monologue, in which she cracked jokes about the celebrity attendees — and seized the opportunity to hit on all her favorite men in the audience Revisit the best jokes from her opening monologue below

She marked a year of firstsIts been a year of firsts for black people Im the first black woman to host the MTV Movie and TV Awards Black Panther is the first African-American movie to make a billion dollars And The Quiet Place is the first movie to scare black people out of talking in movie theaters And said hi to Kim KardashianIm always excited to see the Kardashians The family is basically the Star Wars franchise They make a ton of money A new one is always popping up! And theyre ruled by a bossy overlord who sleeps in a mask and she loves black menHaddish name-checked a host of celebsYou know who else I love? Zendaya

She taught me how to model and I taught her how to grapefruit Shes 21 now, yall! Shes a grown woman You got to know how to do that if you want a husband Seth Rogan is here

I like you, Seth Youre my favorite bearded white man since Abraham Lincoln Im glad this show covers both TV and movies because now I get to flirt with Chris Pratt from Parks and Recreation and Chris Pratt from Guardians Of The Galaxy Hey Chris, I got a galaxy you can guard

And didnt forget about the small screenWhat up, Riverdale! Riverdale is a hit show, its a darker version of the Archie comics Apparently Betty dates Jughead because hes named after his penis Look at those kids from Stranger Things Everyone thinks they are so cute

But hear me out They ride bikes in a group, Eleven beats people (up), and theyre always dropping bodies Where I come from, thats a straight up gang You never see it, but I bet the curly-haired one has a shank in his hair And with that, she was outOK, I gotta wrap this up, because usually when a black girl talks this much on MTV, she just got Catfish-ed

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